Monday, February 14, 2011
I really must have been adopted.
I spent the better part of the morning offending my little sister's delicate sensibilities over Facebook. She's too easily butt-frustrated to talk to like an adult for very long, her tiny mind wanders.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
lol scam emails
Got an original one today:
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011 4:03 AM
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Dear Beloved Please I Need Your Assistance !!!
From:
"Mrs Mary Bernard"
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I am writing from the hospital,therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I am going home. I was told by the doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.
I inherited the sum of ($15.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money.
I want you to know that i am in pains, and all I am worried about is my adopted daughter Linda, why because I do not want her to suffer if I do not survive this present condition that is why I am seeking for your assistance for
her safety and well being, she is only 15 years. I promised to take good care of her and make her become great in life but the wicked people in this world,My step mother have poisoned me because of my inheritance so please you
have to sincerely help me.
I will be going in for the operation in few days so please pray for me for my survival but on the other hand in case of anything all I need is your sincere assistance and l need financial help from you because I do not have enough but life comes from the Most High God.
I want you to contact my daughter Linda with this information below:
Name: Miss Linda Bernard
Email:lindabernard24@vip4.co.uk
This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money:-
(1) My beloved daughter Linda should be given 30% I want you to take Her along with you to your country and establish her
(2) Give 20% of the money to Charity Organizations and Churches on my Name so that my soul may rest in peace.
If I don't hear from you within two days, I will look for another person.
May God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always
Mrs Mary Bernard
Thank you Holy Father.
I inherited the sum of ($15.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money.
I want you to know that i am in pains, and all I am worried about is my adopted daughter Linda, why because I do not want her to suffer if I do not survive this present condition that is why I am seeking for your assistance for
her safety and well being, she is only 15 years. I promised to take good care of her and make her become great in life but the wicked people in this world,My step mother have poisoned me because of my inheritance so please you
have to sincerely help me.
I will be going in for the operation in few days so please pray for me for my survival but on the other hand in case of anything all I need is your sincere assistance and l need financial help from you because I do not have enough but life comes from the Most High God.
I want you to contact my daughter Linda with this information below:
Name: Miss Linda Bernard
Email:lindabernard24@vip4.co.uk
This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money:-
(1) My beloved daughter Linda should be given 30% I want you to take Her along with you to your country and establish her
(2) Give 20% of the money to Charity Organizations and Churches on my Name so that my soul may rest in peace.
If I don't hear from you within two days, I will look for another person.
May God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always
Mrs Mary Bernard
Thank you Holy Father.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Breakfast
ovo lacto vegetarian for the first couple of months anyway, so I don't lose too much weight.
Breakfast is usually this, unless I have asparagus.
Steamed broccoli, toast, poached egg. Laury's seasoning salt or Cajun spice salt. Omnomfuckingnom.
Breakfast is usually this, unless I have asparagus.
Steamed broccoli, toast, poached egg. Laury's seasoning salt or Cajun spice salt. Omnomfuckingnom.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
tea gift from Fyuvix
Cloves(illegal!) horehound candy, regular smokes, salt from New Orleans, my wallet.
and the special green mug I got in Tn.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
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